Who Were You in High School?
All American Kid |
![]() Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain. You were well rounded and well liked in high school. |
All American Kid |
![]() Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain. You were well rounded and well liked in high school. |
I heard the angels singing alright, as soon as my fat ass got out of bed and shut my alarm off.
I have a peeve.
See, this is funny to me because I am a born and raised Californian. However, I am constantly amazed on how Californian's seem to adapt all the driving rules to their own needs. I guess they are more subjective than concrete, but eh, what do I know? So far the rules that I have seen that are newly adapted are (in no particular level of importance):
I am forever reminded of that one Seinfeld episode when he was shouting, "it was an scratch, not a pick!" (or something along those lines) when he was caught "picking his nose" while driving. I have found myself in the same precarious position, one way or another, since my face is always itching, I'm always touching it or something and I know that at one point, someone *thought* I was picking my nose, but I really wasn't. Regardless, today while we were stuck at yet another fantastic and wonderful red light in Southern California (what else is new), my husband looks over at the driver next to us and says, "Pick a winner man! No seriously, Judi, look at this...this guy is DIGGING all the way up, he's knuckling it, no seriously!" and my stomach was in turmoil as it was from some stupid bug that I have and I glanced over as if not to pry, and it even made me feel worse. Now, I'm all for nose picking...it's entertaining to say the least if you're bored, but this guy was serious about his business. I have seen countless people over the years (and may I point out, 98% of them have been men) pick their noses behind the wheel, but I have NEVER seen this before.
My daughter is in preschool. Now, I've encountered my share of annoying and boastful mothers in my day, but this woman seriously takes the cake. Today, we were looking over the presentation chart for where the kids are going to stand for their holiday program on Saturday. My daughter is all the way on the end, to the left (which didn't surprise me because she refuses to sing and at3 years old, I don't really want to expect all that much out of her)...but since her daughter is just *so* special in every way, when I point out to her where her daughter is going to be, she states, "oh good the middle, the most perfect place"...oh ok, so I guess no one else's kids deserve that space as much as *she* does, eh? This woman slays me...she is constantly talking about how brilliant her daughter is in every way. On the first day of class, she encouraged her daughter to go write her name in front of everyone so that the mother could hear all the "wow's" to stroke her own ego. It was obvious the daughter was hesitant to do so, but she did. I don't get mom's that want to do that to their kids...they aren't performance animals....geez! So, I try to avoid her daily...but lately, she's been trying to talk to me...perhaps I have the most virgin of ears when it comes to hearing all about how great he kid is. LOL
I'm still going to post here for random life stuff, but I started a new weight loss blog because I thought it would be fun. I'm really happy with the way it's turning out and would love for you to visit. To visit, click on the title....I called it "Down with the fat girl"...LOL