Hey nose picker!
I am forever reminded of that one Seinfeld episode when he was shouting, "it was an scratch, not a pick!" (or something along those lines) when he was caught "picking his nose" while driving. I have found myself in the same precarious position, one way or another, since my face is always itching, I'm always touching it or something and I know that at one point, someone *thought* I was picking my nose, but I really wasn't. Regardless, today while we were stuck at yet another fantastic and wonderful red light in Southern California (what else is new), my husband looks over at the driver next to us and says, "Pick a winner man! No seriously, Judi, look at this...this guy is DIGGING all the way up, he's knuckling it, no seriously!" and my stomach was in turmoil as it was from some stupid bug that I have and I glanced over as if not to pry, and it even made me feel worse. Now, I'm all for nose picking...it's entertaining to say the least if you're bored, but this guy was serious about his business. I have seen countless people over the years (and may I point out, 98% of them have been men) pick their noses behind the wheel, but I have NEVER seen this before.
The guy was manic about picking this nostril, digging in so deep that he definitely was knuckling it, wiggling his finger with such ferocity that it was startling. He must have had a deep one.
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